FEMALE CHAUVINISM!!!

Well one of my friend believe these are few of the reasons...

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1. When they want to sleep with her.

2. When they think they need an arm candy.

3. When they find her extremely pretty and attractive, doesn’t mean they love her or even close to loving her.

4. When they want to take revenge from the girl because once upon a time she had dumped him or rejected him.

5. When a girl has had a breakup and she is extremely vulnerable and of course he finds her attractive and wants to date her….(Doesn’t love her again!)

6. When he knows that the girl isn’t ready for a fling.

7. When he has had a breakup and needs and rebound.

8. When he wants any kind of favor from her.

9. When he needs an ego boosting machine.

10. When he thinks he can not get anyone else, so even if he is not attracted to her he will say those three words just to ensure that he is not left alone!

So girls now will you ever believe when a guy says these words ?

and guys which ones have you used and did they work?"""

This is an uprising trend in the country. Of late most of the girls think that its the men who are bastards but never had a fair thought about girls being a bitch. The girl here may be so ruined by one of the dude who may have used one of these tricks to ruin her chastity which coerces her to emote this text.

Try erasing HE and place a SHE instead, or a boy with girl, or her with him.

lets see a few of them and how does it changes the thought process!!

1. When "GIRLS" want to sleep with them.

2. When "Girls" want to use them as their puppet or bodyguard.

3. When "Girls" find them handsome or the next best thing in the surrounding , where they can boast about it . OF course she has to love him. He's the PAPARAZZI GUY.

4. When " girls " want to take revenge on the guy because some or the other time he may have caused her some inane trouble .

rest all are cliche.

MEN are from MARS and WOMEN from VENUS.........

agreed, no defiance to the statement. But lets accept the fact that women and men are getting along equally good.People are giving women equal chances in all spheres and phases. Still every time round the corner its a woman out shouting for her rights claiming to be living in a male dominant society or wanting some quota for their way into everything.

Women have been equally malevolent.Instead what do we see they tend to get away with undue blessing of being so called the Fairer Sex.

Mamata Bannerjee was hailed recently . Why? She got a Ladies Special local running, no sooner she swore in as Railway minister for the country. If she would had really travelled in one of these locals during office hours she would realize that people need more frequency of Local trains and not a Ladies Special (which by the way passes just as a train running in late hours of afternoon, half empty with ladies merrily gossiping about their KITTY PARTY) for the Soft beings.

A mate(guy) was made to write a supplementary exam while another just got HER tears at the right moment to evade the miseries for not justifying the rules. These two are just instances from many incidents happening day in and out, here and there.

Girls always pretend to be NAIVE but arent they KNAVE.From Mamta Banerjee to Sonia Gandhi , from Hilary Clinton to Bill Clinton's infidelity strike secretary.Its agreed on the softer side they have got feelings too. Men have been cruel to them but to start a genocide its Vicious Crime. The feminine group need to come out of their restrained mentality and believe so that its not only they who mean about those love promises sometimes GUYS too feel the same. Its no more those days where girls get led by the fake men. One should just think and act upon their feelings.Else people should mitigate these cruel evil doers tracking and nailing them to misery for rest of their life for the Happy society where some other blonde may not need penning down the faced atrocities.

One cannot live life blaming others and thinking everything they get is perfect. Sometimes life is a parsimony and sometimes its a cakewalk where both has to be surpassed with the same fervour else one gets lost in a room with no exits.

Life lived in 10 mins

It was 7 in the morning, the winter was not eliminated for the year and the spring not set. Just the right amount of breeze there in flowing and the honking of the train and screeching of the rails I got down. There she was standing right in front of me. Due to the rush of the crowd it was quite difficult for her to look out for me. My cell phone was shrieking . “Am standing below the foot over bridge, where are you ?”

Still she didn’t spot me, I m stunned the breeze blowing off her locks made her look stupendous. The moment had a scent of love, accurately tinged with the aroma and the beauty.
For me the crowd had no value and everything was passing by at such a pace with we both still and she yelling on here phone whereas am still gazing her. My silence made her more nervous. I begin my walk towards her, now I remember it as the walk taken by JUDE LAW in the movie CLOSER where he was flummoxed by looking at NATALIE PORTMAN with the background score of “ CANT TAKE MY EYES OF YOU !!!”.
Here she spots me with a wide smile and she rushes pass the chaos to a silence where she is blabbering on and on ,with all sorts of stupid and idiot and me unaware of her words. She shakes me up and hugs me. I thought I just woke up from a dream but realized it wasn’t surrealistic. Instead of the first ritualistic question, my first words to her was that she was stunning.
She continued speaking, the loquacious girls can’t help but my silence made the scene appropriate for some Bolly director. To break the chimes of the moment the parking owner called out sir. “parking fee.”
What a dumb chap the parking guy was! Never lived such a moment ever.

THE INEBRIATED PHASE

What compelled me to write this, isn’t prolong drinking by engg students (BRIGHT FUTURE PROSPECTS of the COUNTRY) but their behavior when INEBRIATED. Its not that I had been drunk and reflecting this piece on my behavior. Instead I am on the other side of the story, where people are TALLI and I tell them their explicit performance and activity.

During this phase, people let their heart filled emotions ooze out like blood gushing out after being shot by a bullet. The question arises why do they do so? There may be only two reasons. First being the person was sad due to those emotions so he decided to drink it over. Second, the person consumes Alcohol and then realizes that his emotions has to be confided to someone else his grieves may terminate his life.

The very serious trouble with the first time consumers is they are just sad and Media made Alcohol the symbol to eradicate these feelings. I tell you this is a BIGGEST misconception. Never think about those sad feelings while drinking because that’s an emerging factor for the SADDY cloud all around you asking you to drown in it.

One serious observation, people try to do things which they are not so good at. The critical point of risk taking ability is surpassed. You feel that you can just move the world around. This is one good reason one may drink because you may be able to talk to the girl, with whom you want to befriend but didn’t have the gut earlier.

Another observation is that the language of communication shifts from Mother Tongue to English. This was the weirdest of all. Why do they do so? This is still a mystery never got a unique opinion.

One should never underestimate the alcohols strength, as because the moment you seem to believe that so much of consumption and still not in a BEWILDERED mode. That very moment, it starts overpowering you so better beware ahead.

The worst part of drinking is that after a lot of consumption people tend to Vomit and just screw the whole surrounding made unfit for living. Few things to heed before drinking is that one must not be empty stomach or heavily filled before consumption. The next thing to be cautious is never have sweets after drinks it’s nauseating, finally leading to expulsion of crap from mouth. The other thing is loosing control over your own body. First, it’s very difficult for one to carry the LOAD who is puerile. Second, its really very difficult to carry.

The last thing is the CALL of INEBRIATION. After drinking people generally tend to resolve their differences. Some even break up as they were not satisfied or some ask for forgiveness due to some foolishness committed earlier. He doesn’t even know what he’s speaking over the phone but he wants to that person only. As he/she means a lot to him.

The last part of DRINKING is FUN. One forgets all his fear and worries and want to dance around partying. Celebration that is ultimate. One should always try this Heavenly piece created by HUMAN. Trying means not only to have a sip it means that there should be hangover the next day even after hours of sleep after passing out.

Don’t Expect too much out of Anything

It is high time as one gets over with his teen life he should realize that Friendship is not every thing in life. As soon as one realizes it, better for him/her. When we are kid we make friends. Then we grow old and now we can choose specific friends with whom we can confide every thing. What if one gets to know that friendship which meant the world for him is only superficial relationship. His friend just care enough to be there in your good times and one incorrect step he’s not there.

Follow this line as a LAW of RELATIONSHIP, “ NEVER EXPECT TOO MUCH OUT OF RELATIONSHIP” because once you start feeling that the relationship means the world to you, and one wrong step of the friend brings the   feeling of a  lost creature. Like the whole motive of the friendship is lost. Your feelings as a friend is overcome with a belief that all the great true stories of friendship are good for them but in this world no one really cares. It hurts and makes one sink to the deepest trench of grieves. The world is destroyed. This Law is the best way to survive in this pitiable world where everyone lives for himself first and then think else.  

Other than this it also means that you should never share your deep sorrow to all because 50 % are happy that you are in trouble and the rest don’t care about your trouble. With thrashed expectations you can never revive your friendship again how hard you may try. At least when not expecting much from the relationship, everything is casual. No grief, life moves on. No worries, no cries. The spilt milk can be wiped of easily. The next day is exactly the same just one friend less of your GTALK or your phonebook. YOU ARE HAPPY, world is still as it is. LIFE MOVES on.