An insouciant thought struck my sleepless mind in the unusual silence hovering around me. This thought was who would be the most compatible ONE. THE ONE. Will she be able to stand my tantrums and my mood swings and my romantic proceedings out of the blue? Will she love me as much I do? Can I be the man of her life and dream ?
It sounds so cliched but I found an ultimate solution and guessed that an avid blogger will be the most appropriate choice. The best part of this decision was to be marked by my rationale thinking and not just a scar due to a lightning.
Why a blogger? All the good things I do will be posted in her blog and as everyone knows the fatal attraction drives more and more readers. Albeit the bad things and my mishaps will be mentioned too but in a cute way. The female bloggers will always have more followers and most of them are of same gender. I sternly believe that women seems to connect too much. ( ALAG HI FUNDA HAI ! ) So they will form a good impression and my social standing will get a good raise. My female count increases, raising her suspicions more and the likes and the sweet comments will make her more jealous, driving her closer than before. Arrgghhh CLOSER! Already ;-) with the thoughts!
The best part of her blogs would be I can know deep into her soul, as I have a strong feel after reading works of the alike, they mostly write about their life and happenings. So I don’t need to ask her anything, just read her blog silently. I can even find her first crush! :P LOL. If she’s angry with me, she will post it ontwitter . As a blogger likes to tweet - just a mere observation. So I can strengthen my shield in advance to the next meet.
Being a blogger she would have faced lot of negative comments and feedbacks for her ‘random thoughts’ articles or technical articles. So in personal life, that will be really helpful to me. I believe girls are good at pointing out the mistakes! :D Who will save me from her knife always hanging loose over my neck? She will support and back me if someone hurls a negative comment or feedback about me. Even though she knows I am a loser with a capital L , she will brag about me all the time, how sweet! MY photo will appear more attractive on her blog. Even if I am a fat a**, I will look much thinner on her blog. That’s love. LOL, blind love! :P
She won’t hangout much, since it takes too much of her precious blogging time. The best gift for her will be some good novel may be Twilight or some Harry Potter. She will make me watch THE SRK movies. It has to be SRK. Dont know why girls wanna die for his same monotonous way of acting. Both keeps the money in my account intact. :-) Awww i dont mind spending it either but its always good to save right?
My girl will not be too pleased reading this in the future, but she will definitely have the widest grin in town :D
WHEN WILL I MEET THIS GIRL ?It sounds so cliched but I found an ultimate solution and guessed that an avid blogger will be the most appropriate choice. The best part of this decision was to be marked by my rationale thinking and not just a scar due to a lightning.
Why a blogger? All the good things I do will be posted in her blog and as everyone knows the fatal attraction drives more and more readers. Albeit the bad things and my mishaps will be mentioned too but in a cute way. The female bloggers will always have more followers and most of them are of same gender. I sternly believe that women seems to connect too much. ( ALAG HI FUNDA HAI ! ) So they will form a good impression and my social standing will get a good raise. My female count increases, raising her suspicions more and the likes and the sweet comments will make her more jealous, driving her closer than before. Arrgghhh CLOSER! Already ;-) with the thoughts!
The best part of her blogs would be I can know deep into her soul, as I have a strong feel after reading works of the alike, they mostly write about their life and happenings. So I don’t need to ask her anything, just read her blog silently. I can even find her first crush! :P LOL. If she’s angry with me, she will post it on
Being a blogger she would have faced lot of negative comments and feedbacks for her ‘random thoughts’ articles or technical articles. So in personal life, that will be really helpful to me. I believe girls are good at pointing out the mistakes! :D Who will save me from her knife always hanging loose over my neck? She will support and back me if someone hurls a negative comment or feedback about me. Even though she knows I am a loser with a capital L , she will brag about me all the time, how sweet! MY photo will appear more attractive on her blog. Even if I am a fat a**, I will look much thinner on her blog. That’s love. LOL, blind love! :P
She won’t hangout much, since it takes too much of her precious blogging time. The best gift for her will be some good novel may be Twilight or some Harry Potter. She will make me watch THE SRK movies. It has to be SRK. Dont know why girls wanna die for his same monotonous way of acting. Both keeps the money in my account intact. :-) Awww i dont mind spending it either but its always good to save right?
My girl will not be too pleased reading this in the future, but she will definitely have the widest grin in town :D
WILL SHE BE STANDING WITH MY NAME IMPRINTED ON A SIGN BOARD ?
WHOEVER SHE IS AND WHEREVER SHE MAY BE I KNOW THAT SHE IS WAITING FOR ME TOO.
Till then .. WAITING ................
P.S. The girl must definitely have the looks comparable to the one in the pic above.
